why the hell not

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funnyordie:

Seize the Dumb

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itschezneywtf:

my boyfriend took this at congress tonight. apparently i look like skrilex? 

hey internet i know you love bacon and all, i do too, but after trying this travesty this weekend at the fair i’m convinced we just need to let bacon be bacon.

stop with the chocolate, vodka, ice cream, bourbon, chips, whatever else people have thought of. just give me a couple crispy pieces with some eggs or a cheeseburger. 

and for the love of god if you ever come across chocolate covered bacon, run away as fast as possible.

Pretty damn happy all around for the first time in a LONG time. That’s all. :)

or reddit for women.

part of me wants to hate this song. but i can’t. it’s just too damn good.

How can women get away with whining about what kind of guy they want to be with when they blatantly shut out guys exactly like that?

I just want someone who will realize I’m that guy and not friend zone me for it. Is that too much to fucking ask?

I’m trapped and the only way out is an even deeper hole than the one I’m in. I guess at least it’s a change of scenery?

10. Kimbra - Vows

Standouts: Settle Down, Cameo Lover, Good Intent

9. Yelle - Safari Disco Club

Standouts: Safari Disco Club, Que Veux-Tu, Comme Un Enfant, La Musique

8. TV On The Radio - Nine Types of Light

Standouts: Second Song, Keep Your Heart, No Future Shock, Killer Crane, Repetition, Caffeinated Consciousness

7. The Rapture - In the Grace of Your Love

Standouts: Come Back to Me, In The Grace of Your Love, Never Die Again, Children, How Deep is Your Love?

6. Childish Gambino - Camp

Standouts: Outside, Bonfire, Heartbeat, LES, Sunrise

5. Justice - Audio, Video, Disco

Standouts: Horepower, Civilization, On’n’on, Newlands, Helix, Audio Video Disco

4. The Chemical Bros. - Hanna

Standouts: escape 700, the devil is in the details, bahnhof rumble, the devil is in the beats, escape wavefold, container park

3.Mayer Hawthorne - How Do You Do

Standouts: The Walk, Finally Falling, Hooked, You Called Me, No Strings, Henny & Gingerale

2. Holy Ghost! - Holy Ghost!

Standouts: Do It Again, Say My Name, Jam For Jerry, Hold On, Slow Motion, Some Children, Wait & See (Flight Facilities Remix)

1. M83 - Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming!

Standouts: Midnight City, Reunion, Wait, Claudia Lewis, This Bright Flash, OK Pal, Year One One UFO, Steven McQueen

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Where’s 11?

It’s not out yet, but I fully expect Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo score to secure a spot. I’ll need to switch up the list in the next couple weeks as I listen to it.

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Honorable Mentions (i was just too lazy to rank these beyond my top choices)

YACHT - Shangri-La

Standout: I Walked Alone

Jamiroquai - Rock Dust Light Star (US Release 2011)

Standout: All Good in the Hood

Yuksek - Living on the Edge of Time

Standout: Always on the Run

The Sounds - Something to Die For

Standout: Something to Die For

Blink-182 - Neighborhoods

Standout: Natives

The Cab - Symphony Soldier

Standout: Another Me

Sneaky Sound System - From Here to Anywhere

Standout: Really Want to See You Again

Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials

Standout: Lover to Lover

JAY Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne

Standout: Gotta Have It